Me & the fat fighters

So there it is.

I signed up.

I'm legal.

It's like going to get weighed in a room full of fat fighters.

Sure, I can sit at home and lose weight on my own thinking, "nothing tastes as good as thin feels" while stuffing my face with bon-bons and watching soap operas.

But now I'm accountable.

I might end up dishing out 50,000 words of shite. But at least I did it. (Inshallah)

Y'all are my witnesses.