Hooray - 2004!

Yay! 2004 words of turgid rubbish, but 2004 nonetheless. That's a grand total for of 4025 so far. That's 1/24.7th of the way there, if my sums are correct. Here's today's dreary snippet for your enjoyment derision:

"We're hoping to get one of those proper fake Chanel bags before we leave," Margaret revealed. "And she says there's pearls very cheap in those markets, real pearls." She asked Phoebe how she found "the Arabs". "Diane says they're quite a handful, very much into the young English girls. But they look after them well at the airline, she's not had any real trouble."