Blog for budding Sheikhspeares entering National Novel Writing Month 2006

November 07, 2006

Where's snow white when you actually need her?

So there you are, struggling away through your turgid verbage, and you come to a point where snow white's sole purpose in life (provider of smut and spice) is actually required, and she vanishes. She doesn't answer emails or texts or MSN or Google talk or her damn Blackberry, and you are stuck with something that looks like this:

secretdubai (02:38:07): how do you put your hand on someone's cheek to kiss them?
secretdubai (02:38:55): "he lifted his hand to the side of her face, his thumb moved/pushed/traced/smudged??? her lips. Then suddenly he kissed her, unexpected, sweet, fierce???"
secretdubai (02:38:56): HELP1!!
secretdubai (02:38:59): cannot do this shizzit
Jabber (02:45:31): snow white has changed status to Away
secretdubai (02:45:36): arrgh!
secretdubai (02:45:38): return!!!

So that, dear readers, is why there shall be no snippet tonight. Because Barbara Cartland is currently turning in her (doubtless pink-satin-lined) grave; any more and she will quite literally rise from the dead and wreak vengeance upon us all.

Tonight 2066, subtotal 12222.


Blogger forestsister said...

one must worry when snow white falls off the radar. not like her.

07 November, 2006 10:29

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SD, Are busy writing novel and thats why no new posts in your Diary? You know its bit frustrating when I don't see any new posts there for more than one day :)

07 November, 2006 11:26

Blogger snow white said...

NOT FAIR! I was sleeping! Some of us have to get up at 6am every day to work. PS I object to that being my only purpose in life, but object more to the comparison with the very dull, very pink and very dead Barbara Cartland.

07 November, 2006 12:28

Blogger RomanceWriter said...

LOl at the Barbara Cartland image.

13 November, 2006 06:07


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